Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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