just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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