you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
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so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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