She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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