i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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