Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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