her vagine was all disorganized.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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