She said her name was "party"
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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