Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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