Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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