That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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