Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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