i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
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): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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