I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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