Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I understand Curling. That high.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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