Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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