he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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