Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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