how can u be prego again
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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