I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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