before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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