a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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