question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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