walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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