So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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