She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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