Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I want her autograph on my taint
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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