47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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