Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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