i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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