There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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