I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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