and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
she looked like the before picture.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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