Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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