so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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