My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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