Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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