the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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