That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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