so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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