Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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