wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
what day is it and did you see me today?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
its liver damage thursday
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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