I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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