I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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