I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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