Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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