i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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