Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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