If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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