yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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